i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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