oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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