i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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