This girl is more easily done than said...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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