i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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