I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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