You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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