I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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