you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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