Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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