How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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