I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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I wish i was in the wii world.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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