It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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