i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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