i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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