The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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