You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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