She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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