see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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