do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm always down for nudity.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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