Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
