It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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