I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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