nut hugger
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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