According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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