that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You've changed since you got that strap on
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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