Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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