You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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