I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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