Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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