The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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