So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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