My balls are so social today.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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