please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Welp...herpes.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
