You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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