shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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