I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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