so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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