Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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