I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
wow bdsm is so cute
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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