She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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