the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
