with your own penis?
i don't like sucking hair
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Are my feet made of real feet?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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