So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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