i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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