can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Randomize
