No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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