did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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