we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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