But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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