So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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