just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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