You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
