But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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