can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
now i know why i became what i already was.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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