They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Is Oprah even human
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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