It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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